Preparing for the arrival of our second baby next year has me googling all sorts of things that I will want and need for him. Luckily I have a lot of things that I got when Aidan was born that I can reuse but somehow I still have a list as long as my arm of things I still need to get! As always the internet is a great resource for searching for the highest rated, best bargains and ‘must haves’. It does however sometimes offer up some suggestions that are a little bit strange…
If you were on the fence about whether a baby or a hamster would better suit your current lifestyle then fret no more! With this crib dribbler feeding system you can get a cute, cuddly baby without having to worry about preparing bottles or ‘infant energy drinks’ (what child needs energy drinks?!) for them – simply attach the crib dribbler to the side of their cot and let them roam freely.
If you decide that formula feeding is the way to go then why stop at the simple ‘milk’ based products? Treat your little one with bacon baby formula (and probably childhood obesity). As you tuck into your Saturday morning fry up why not prepare a bacon flavoured bottle for the baby to enjoy too.
With baby spa treatments on the rise this baby butt fan offers an at home alternative. The cool breeze provided will not only result in an instant pee stream directed straight at your face but apparently also prevents diaper rash. I can’t wait to suggest this the next time someone asks if I need anything for the new baby.. I can only imagine my Nan’s reaction to this for the ‘google baby‘.
Should you manage to finally reach the potty training stage, with the help of the butt fan of course, then here is the answer to all your prayers. The ‘iPeed’ as I have named it is great for preparing your son for the many hours they will spend in the bathroom (or ‘office’ as it is referred to here) as an adult.
The debate is ever ongoing about when to introduce chores to children. How much is too much at certain ages. Well now your little one can play on their ride on vacuum from a very young age! Combining the fun of playtime with the task of cleaning and giving parents the best outcome. (Sadly this is not a real product and just a college assignment because I would totally buy one – or two!)
If like me you still have a few months to go before you will be using these things then why not throw yourself a baby shower? Everyone loves cake, right?
What are some of the strangest baby products you have come across on the internet? I am sure there are even crazier things than I have mentioned here.